Friday, August 11, 2006

Time to elaborate

Man, have you ever wished that other things besides merchandise had a 30 day back return policy? I want my old roomate back, the exchange was a rip off! Shes been here less than a week, and already there are panties hanging in the bathroom, shes moved all my stuff off the sink counter to make room for her facial creams and cleansers and crap. She used metal silverwear in my nonstick tephlon pots. She's using my spices, cooked with my honey, eaten my noodles (because they were "chinese noodles, so i thought they werent yours") she has a house guest thats here for an undertermined amount of time.. who is going to stay here while Ni is out of town. This morning the 2 of them were doing jazzercise on the shared deck we have out side our bedrooms at 8AM!!! Our deck has a gravel top layer, so, the sound was reminescent of nails on a chalk board for me -- a horrible gritty grinding. And one of the most frustrating things, though i dont know why it is... is she opened a thing of hand soap that my old roomate gave to me. You know how those pump bottles need to be cracked open, like how you need to twist the pump for it to pop out and you can use it? Well the bitch popped my pump and used my soap. It seems like one of the most petty of things that she has done to be mad about, but god.. im MAD. Christopher has urged me to say something to her about all of it.. and if i was living here for a long term period with her i would have to say something, but as it is i think ill just turn a blind eye, and blog as relieve to my anger. Contrary to popular belief i hate confrontation (unless whiskey is involved -- hence why i dont drink anymore). So, i dont really want to be all confrontational if i can avoid it. I mean im only here for 20 more days. I think i may have gotten the point across today when they were jazzercising, and i ripped my blinds back, and glared at them menacingly, in my pajamas, my morning hair sticking up every which way. Last night, i set up camp in the living room, watching TV till the wee hours of the morning so her house guest would be forced to sleep in her room. I staked my territory and I won that battle. So.. yeah.. thats my experience with my new roomate Ni so far. Its a good thing i watch so many crime drama shows where the murderer always gets caught because of forensic evidence or this chick would already be somewhere pushing up daisies.

11 comments:

T+M. K. said...

what a bitch! i think you should stop flushing the toilet, or pee on the toilet seat... or should i mail you some R&R?

itinerant_tee said...

at the expense of looking like a complete moron, ill ask... whats r&r? lol.. lemme guess its a type of whiskey?

Oakley said...

i was thinking rest and relief? lol but hey, at least now i think you can say "We are the knights who say Ni!" to her face without feeling like an ass. or, "we are the knights who say eekieekieekikonolonoo...no....ni!"

T+M. K. said...

i grew up on r&r, it's like 2 bucks a gallon...

http://www.internetwines.com/pa45964.html

Anonymous said...

always stay with the evil you know rather than trading it in for the evil you don't know. That's what i've always said and look where it got me. I have Evil Eva.

I'm not sure who was funnier. Oakley or Kartmazovs. What is R&R.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for reminding me of all the petty reasons why I shall never again live with a roomate.
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h21/grinning_weasel/guys-china-thumb.jpg
Sorry, I couldn't resist. I'm going to hell.
CHeryL

Anonymous said...

.....or I could just be dissapointed...well, it's probably for the best that you don't get to see that anyways.

itinerant_tee said...

lol... well -- atleast we'll have good company in hell -- each other. Unfortunetly thought, we'll probably both have rotten roomates for eternity as well.

Anonymous said...

bitches get bottled...that's all i have to say. maybe you should say it to her..in your best east van don't fuck with me voice. then move your arm really fast to see if she flinches- if she does, give her a puzzled, "what the fuck is YOUR problem" look, and go back to your room, content in the knowledge that you have won. maybe not the high road, but we all know the low road is WAY faster.

oh, and move ALL your shit back, displacing hers...reclaim your territory! or write her a "nice" little note! (insert evil laughter here)

love you girly
kat

itinerant_tee said...

lol.. well since the day that i pulled back my binds and gave her the meanest evil eye known to man she has been SO nice to me. She replaced everything she used of mine, and got a bunch of things from the store that she said i could eat. Her friend isnt here for the next bit, shes staying with other friends, but when she is here, they stay in Ni's room. Hell, Ni only comes out to make food and go to the bathroom. So.. all and all its working itself out alright. As for the counter top space, you know me well enough to know i moved that shit back the second i saw it was out of its spot. ;)

Anonymous said...

mwahaha- good to know that you're not getting soft out there in cali! i miss you so much...i hope that someday i can come out and visit you! any word on wedding plans? keep me updated ok?

kitty