Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Im going to hell

OK, against better judgment, im posting about a dream i had last night. It was one of those crazy realistic epic dreams, that leave you more tired that not when you wake up, but as with many dreams I have forgotten most of the details already. So.. yeah.. im stalling. I feel guilty about this dream -- horrified really -- and didnt want to tell anyone, but, ugh.. yeah ok here it goes. I had this dream last night that i rolled a dude in a wheel chair out into the street, his chair tipped over, where i then proceeded to leap on him, kicking the crap out of him.. and like, were talking a classic east van beating, not a whimpy chick-hair pulling-slapping beating. In the dream, the dude was sinister -- a truely evil man, though now i cant remember what it was that he did that made him so evil. But it was one of those dreams where only you know that the person was a bad person, everyone else just sees you rolling a helpless man into oncomming traffic and giving him the beating of his life.

16 comments:

Oakley said...

funny, i had a dream where i got thrown into a street in a wheelchair...hmmm....:-|

Anonymous said...

i love you for posting this! comments like you can take the girl out of east van, but you can't take east van out of the girl come to mind! lol

sometimes crips just gotta get beat, what can i say? LOL
see, you're not a terrible person, i'm MUCH worse!

miaow

True said...

Thank you so much for what has to be the longest comment I will ever get on my blog. It was also the best, since it was a true story, and obviously I’m deeply into those. However, you spoiled my plans for my next post, which was going to be about a childhood lie I told quite instinctively and was never forgotten… I’ll have to think of something else.

Thanks for reading!

And your dream sounds perfect. Remember, everybody in your dream is you, so you are that man in the wheelchair. You have nothing to be ashamed of…

itinerant_tee said...

true,
Thanks for posting. I wanted to tell you that i really enjoy reading the stories on your blog. You are a great writer. Sorry to spoil your next post, but im sure you wont have any trouble thinking up another. Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

...oooh to dream....i once dreamt i had a penis...i didn't do anything with it at all tho..i'm much more boring than you

8I AL

Anonymous said...

Got one for ya T: when i was 14 or so i had a dream that i was trying to pick up a one-legged bald hooker, i shit you not. Woke up in cold sweat... still remember it vividly over a decade later.

tom k

itinerant_tee said...

Jesus H.. now thats a dream you dont ever forget. Thats nasty. According to the previous commenter "True" here (who has a really cool blog -- all true stories, i think youd like it so check it out) all people in a dream are some how a part of you. I think i heard that in a psyc class too. So somewhere deep inside you, you have a bald one legged hooker that the rest of your personality finds somewhat appealing. Very frightening. Say hi to mel for me.. how the banjo lessons going!?

T+M. K. said...

hehe mel's banjo is good! she's starting to play stuff that's jammable -- i stepped up my bass too (taking lessons as well). one of these days i'll drag her to an open mic for a bluegrass showoff :)

itinerant_tee said...

lol... Tom, i cant wait to hear you 2 play dueling banjo/bass.

Chill one, i think it means part of his psychi wants to BE fudgy. Who doesnt want to be fudgy, hes so damn cool. Im dissapointed he didnt do the nerd test, id be curious to know what HIS score was.
;)

True said...

Hey there once again... I like your blog. I've linked to it on my blog. Thanks for your kind words, they mean a lot!

Oakley said...

my dreams about fudge and I are confidential dead

itinerant_tee said...

True, Wow thanks for the link, if i can figure out how to make links once again Ill put your blog up. But, as everyone has seen, my nerd score is pretty damn low, and i have issues with computers like you wouldnt believe. It took me the better part of an afternoon to get the link up for the greatest blog experiment. When i get a chance, ill see if i can figure it out -- should be easier the second time around. lol.. right?

Anonymous said...

it was awesome seeing you!!!!!!!! i miss you so fucking much- can't wait till i can rob a bank and come down and actually see you, hug you, (and prolly get forced into giving you backrubs for like 6 hours!)lol

love you sweet girl
kat

itinerant_tee said...

har har har.. to both you kat, and you too deadman!

(jerks)...

and yes, ill make a real post about something sooner or later

Anonymous said...

Not only was the dream great, the posts were wonderful. Lots of personality stuff coming out and i got to know your friends a little better. Don't worry guys. I won't hold anything against you. Except for, maybe, tom and the one legged hooker. Mmmmm.

Beating the guy in the wheelchair is ok as long as you knew he was evil. Now that I'm older I often dream of beating up old people. I know quite a few evil ones. Like my neighbor Evil Eva who is outside cleaning her roof and now I can't go outside because I'm sure if she looks at me she will turn me to stone, being the satan's spawn that she is.

itinerant_tee said...

LOL.. aint that the truth. Did her flowers ever die?