Wednesday, August 30, 2006

And so...


another summer come and gone or going atleast. Ive sepnt the last week making all the arrangements for our next place, which were moving into this friday. Christopher and i are both very excited to be getting our own place, with out a different roomate each week. We were also relieved to find out that when the airforce has orders for thier airmen that force them to change locations they pay for a move for them, 8000 lbs for free. So, that means we dont have to refurnish this place from absolutely nothing like we thought we were going to have to. Christophers mom is being very helpful and is sending a ton of other stuff along with all of his thing, so that is very cool. We still need to get a couch, so dont make any travel plans yet kartmazovs (or oakley). The only hitch for the whole thing is that we have no clue when the stuff is comming. It has to be with in 30 days of the request, and it may be like within a week or 2.. but we really have no idea. Ahh how fun. .. the joy of surprise.

We'll have our new phone and cable and internet all set up by wednesday next week, so ill most likely dissapear friday and ill be back online by wednesday (for those of you who see me on msn -- or those of you who rag on me when i go a day or 2 without blogging -- ahem..oakley, kat). When i return, I imagine ill be even more crazy than i currently am.. being with out any furniture, cable, phone, or internet for 5 days. Those that know me, know that i wont handle that well. It will be alot of long days playing solitare on the laptop. But, the new place is on the other side of the hill that the base is on though, so well be closer to a new town called pacific grove. than we are to monterey though technically were still in monterey. Anyways... ill have a new "city" to go check out.

On a different note.. i thought id give you all another fart update, as i know how entertaining fart humor is to my classy friends. Christopher and i went to rent a movie from the local place we go to, a small store with three different rooms for different types of movies. We were in the action section, a tiny little room off the main room, just me Christopher and some random asian man... Christopher was hanging out in the doorway, i was on the other side of him, and the guy was on the other side of me, not but 3 feet away. Christopher FARTED!! I mean he really let one rip too! The man looked up wide eyed at me, and then quickly back at the wall of movies. I looked over to Christopher, to give him hell... and he wasnt there!! I then realized that he slipped out the door way as soon as he did it, leaving the little asian man to think that it was I that cut the cheese!.... man i could have died. I literally ran out of the little action movies room (where all the action was that night) and into the comedy room where Christopher was hiding (the little comedian that he thinks he is), seriously enjoying his little prank -- laughing his little ass off. I could have killed him. Whats worse is i had to go back into the action room to get the movie i wanted and the man was still in there. I didnt even look to see if he looked up at us the second time -- i just ran in and out -- movie in hand. Anyway, im begining to think that maybe that the Fart Man really is Christopher. Arent i lucky to have such a witty man? har har har...

11 comments:

T+M. K. said...

hahaha so now you have to set him up the same way, but with something better than a fart! hmm... you can grab somebody's ass and blme it on him, how 'bout that?

itinerant_tee said...

ooo i like it.. any more suggestions?

T+M. K. said...

or you could make him stink for a long long time

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itinerant_tee said...

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T+M. K. said...

well, just go to liquidass.com and take a look there :)

Anonymous said...

thanks for letting me know that you'll be incommunicado for a while.. with everyone so far away, i get all worried when i don't hear from people for a few days. i either picture them dead in a ditch, or hating me...you know how i worry (that's a MOM thing- we ride your ass and guilt you the best we can, and then say, "but sweetie, i was just WORRIED") LOL Labour was SO worth it, if only for that! ok, and i guess bryn is pretty cool too! LOL

Christopher is GROSS! lol what a little monster! just get a shirt made that says "i'm with stinky", and wear it whenever you're with him. OR, you could start doing it BACK! fart or burp really loud and then look at him in total disgust, and say "CHRISTOPHER!!!!, goddd, you could at LEAST say excuse me!" then shake your head all sorrowfully, and mutter "raised by wolves" as you walk triumphantly away! just an idea...lol tho i gotta say, the kartmazovs minor sexual assualt idea is DEF a good one! choose a middle aged man, and when he turns around, be staring at C with a shocked look on your face, and hiss "why did you do that, god what's WRONG with you?" then as much as he denies it....LOL
this is FUN!!!!!!!!!

love you, and will miss you while you have no comp (as pathetic as that might be, it's still true)
kat xxx

Anonymous said...

holy shit, that was a HUGE post! sorry!

kat

Oakley said...

All these refrences to me make me giddy.

Oakley said...

pfft, I'm the guy at work all the girls want.

Anonymous said...

CHRISTOPHER! STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY!

Oakley said...

how the hell was i supposed to know?