This last week, i read something posted by a wise lady that asked "when you die, are you stuck in heaven wearing the clothes that you died in for eternity?" And after the classic is there or is there not a heaven debate, the following critical questions went through my head, in this order:
1. Oh great.. do I have to worry about dressing myself in heaven?
2. Do i have to be stylish..and colour coordinate?
3. Does that mean I have to do laundry in heaven?
4. Is it possible that everyone everyone just goes naked instead?
5. Are ugly people allowed to go naked?
6. Can we force people to wear something if they dont want to, but we want them too -- who's heavenly wishes out rank some one elses?
7. What if we ARE stuck wearing the same thing, and we were wearing what we were wearing because it was laundry day, and so our outfit is really uncomfortable.. or ugly.. or we have holes in our socks?
8. IF we have holes in our socks, do they get bigger?
9. If we dont have holes in our socks, do we get holes in our socks?
10. What if we were wearing sandles, and no socks, but its drafty in heaven, can you get socks?
11. If you can get socks, can you get other clothes? Or, are you stuck wearing the same clothes you die in for eternity!?
....It really does give a whole new meaning to that old moms' saying "always wear clean underwear, because you just never know".
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happy birthday and stop thinking so much
Thanks...
:)
yes. The answers to these and othere questions keep my up at night.
happy birthday baby! i love your thought processes so much...you delight me! we better get to wear clothes....and i'm sure i'd be perfectly comfortable in my cammos and hoodie- just like i ALWAYS am!
ummmmmm, we're supposed to wear underwear?
lol
kat
well.. thats what someones mom said..
well it sure wasn't BRYN'S mom!
hahahhahahahah
kat
Think of all the poor bastards stuck in hosptial gowns with their asses hanging out!
I've always pondered the thought of what Jesus is gonna wear when he comes back. He doesn't strike me as the buisnesswear type...definately more casual... maybe he'd be all gangsta style?
sorry to be anonymous....I meant to sign that last post....I've officially posted a comment two in fact...hope you're happy.
CHeryL
im THRILLED... thanks
But.. shouldnt you be on your trip in the great northern yonder by now?
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