Thursday, October 19, 2006

catching up



well... i guess its been a long time since i wrote anything. Ive had alot on my mind, and havent gotten around to blogging. The weather has been nice, all the locals are saying that were getting a nice indian summer here. There hasnt been much fog, so the stars over the bay at night look fantastic. Furthermore, we get killer cool sunrises too. They're much prettier than the sunsets.
Even for 6:30 am theyre pretty. And it takes alot to be pretty that early in the morning.


So, another event in the Douglas-the-bad-neighbour-saga.. we got a knock on the door fairly late in the evening the other night. Christopher and i just kind of looked at each other, knowing that late night knocking is never good. So, christopher answers the door.. and yes, its Douglas. Get this... hes holding a piece of paper, and he says "well im sure youve heard by now that im being evicted, im fighting it, and was hoping that you would sign this" he passes the paper towards Christopher, who looks at it - its hand written - and he askes "what does this word say" pointing at a scribbled word. "it says neighbour" Douglas replies. Christopher just looks at Douglas, like hes kidding, and says bluntly "no, i dont think so". He closes the door, and tells me the paper said "i would like it if douglas continued to be my neighbour." So, yeah.. we didnt sign it. I on the other hand, may have taken the paper, and signed YA RIGHT.. or.. NOT ON YOUR LIFE.. or something to that effect.

The other night, i was sleeping as most people are doing at 4:30am. Its been nice enough here to sleep with the bedroom window wide open, and i like seeing the stars as im falling asleep, so we sleep with the blinds pulled all the way up. So... im laying there (as most people do when most people are sleeping at 4:30am) when i wake up suddenly. I was kind of groggy and confused, and couldnt figure out why i woke up. Then i heard the noise. It sorta sounded like some one was creeping around under my window. I heard it a week ago or so, but couldnt see any one when i looked... as was the case this time. After scowering the back feild thing under my window, i layed back down. But, a second later i heard the noise again. i cracked it up to me being paraniod, probably just the neighbours cat catching bugs or something. So, i managed to fall back asleep, just to be woken up about 10 minutes later to dogs in the neighbourhood barking.. i laid there a second.. then heard the noise. Not the same noise.. no no no.. this was spooky.. it was almost a tearing sound. It was so strange. No grogginess this time. I woke right up, sat straight up, straining my ears to listen to the sound. But, as soon as i sat up, the bed creaked and the noise stopped. Wide eyed, i stared out the window, only to see the same wide eyed look times 4 looking back at me. Naturally, i took a picture. For those of you that cant tell, thats four raccoons climbing the tree right outside my window. They looked at me, i looked at them... Im not sure who was more shocked. They decided the tree wasnt as safe as they had originally thought, so they proceeded to climb back down. It took forever, and the sound of their claws in the bark was almost as bad as nails on a chalkboard. Needless to say, ive stopped putting bread outside the window for the birds... and i havent seen the racoons since.

14 comments:

Oakley said...

awesome pic, gang of raccoons!

Anonymous said...

what a gorgeous pic of the sunrise! maybe it doesnt quite make up for being up that early, but hey, if anything could, itd be that view! im missing you so much, and wishing i could drive, so i could just surprise you and show up at your door! (or in the bushes...lol. cmon, when is stalking NOT funny! lol)

hope everything is going well honey! thanks for posting again, you know how cranky i get without my tiresa fix! lol

love kat

Anonymous said...

The collective noun for raccoons is either mask or nursery. Neither adequately covers the horrific and terrifying sound they make when they fight with each other. Well, maybe nursery if the nursery were to be filled with a gang (hive, murder,or coven) of Rosemary's babies.

itinerant_tee said...

lol.. who is that post from???

Anonymous said...

no doubt hey! very informative tho.. maybe your mom? tho she usually says it's her.....hmmm, a mystery!

i love you
meow

Anonymous said...

and no, that wasn't supposed to imply that it was me who posted the raccoon info...coz i'm not that clever. all i know about racoons is that they scratch at the back door, and i think they're ziggy cat, so i open, and then rapidly SLAM the door, follwed by some screaming, and frantic calls of "SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY". lol i'm a bit of a pussy when it comes to marauding raccoons trying to trick their way into the house! well, and in other ways too...lol

still love you
kat

Anonymous said...

I'm very familiar with raccoons. Southerners use them to tell the time. For instance: He'll be there in a coon's age.

Other than telling time I don't know much about raccoons but I would have shit in a circle if I had been you in the bedroom hearing noises outside my window. I thought it was your neighbor. Oh my Gawd, what an image that would be.

itinerant_tee said...

lol! An image what would be, my neighbour out there stalking me, or some one shitting circles!? Ew.. how about both of them combined!!? haha..thats going to give me nightmares.

T+M. K. said...

hey, at least they were not squirrels, and they didn't get into your apartment... one got into our place -- i have never heard Mel shriek that loud before.

good job on not signing the Douglas petition -- he can go screw his lady in some other bathtub...

Anonymous said...

i fucking miss you. wish you were online.... :(

kat

Anonymous said...

i posted an article i wrote for the gleaner on my lj account, so if you get bored, check it out. i'll do an actual post soon enough...i guess. lol

love you and miss you
kat

itinerant_tee said...

i read it the other day. Its fucking hillarious. I was thinking about cutting it and pasting it here. It made me laugh, right out loud thats for sure. I saw this morning that you guys have some crazy cold weather, that its just about freezing, or will be tonight. Thats shitty. Well.. happy halloween and all that crap. Talk to you soon. PS.. watch your mail, you got something comming to you.

Anonymous said...

is it a bomb? lol i love getting mail that isn't from student loans saying bitch where's our money at! YAY!

i'll post the scopes soon, tho honestly, they weren't my best effort. post a comment to my zombie politics when you have time- i hate it when no one posts! :(

love you
happy hallowe'en!
kat

Anonymous said...

it's been almost 2 whole weeks since you posted anything...:( not like i can really talk, since i didn't post for AGES, but i'm a pussy and you're not! i made up for my absence by posting 2 things- the zombie thing, and then this little meme thing, which i totally want you to fill out....

i fucking miss you so much. it's 10:20 am, and you're not online, and i haven't slept yet, and i'm missing you. LOTS. come online!!!!!!! :(

my love to you and c
k xxx